Cook the rice: If you haven’t prepped rice, start it now. White rice cooks faster; brown rice takes longer but adds a nutty bite.
Fluff with a fork and keep warm.
Mix the sauce: In a small bowl, whisk Greek yogurt, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, and pickle brine. Add a pinch of smoked paprika and black pepper. Taste and adjust salt, tang, or sweetness as you like.
Prep the veggies: Halve the tomatoes, shred the lettuce, dice the cucumber, and slice the red onion.
Set aside for easy assembly.
Sauté aromatics: Heat a large skillet over medium. Add a drizzle of olive oil if your beef is very lean. Add onion and cook 3–4 minutes until softened.
Stir in garlic for 30 seconds.
Brown the beef: Add ground beef, breaking it up with a spatula. Cook until browned with no pink remaining, about 5–7 minutes. Drain excess fat if needed.
Season the meat: Stir in tomato paste, soy sauce, Worcestershire, smoked paprika, oregano, salt, and pepper.
Cook 1–2 minutes to bloom the spices and coat the beef. Taste and adjust seasoning.
Warm the rice (if needed): If the rice has cooled, reheat briefly in the microwave or stir into the skillet for a minute to warm through.
Assemble the bowls: Spoon rice into bowls. Top with seasoned beef, then add tomatoes, lettuce or spinach, cucumber, carrots, and any extras like pickles or avocado.
Finish with sauce: Drizzle the burger-inspired sauce over the top.
Add a crack of black pepper and a sprinkle of flaky salt if you like.
Serve: Enjoy warm. Keep extra sauce and toppings on the side so everyone can build their perfect bowl.