Brown the meat: Heat a skillet over medium.
Add a light spray of olive oil. Crumble in the ground turkey or beef and cook until no longer pink, 5–7 minutes. Season with a pinch of salt and pepper.
Drain excess fat if needed.
Soften aromatics: Add the diced onion and bell pepper to the skillet. Sauté 3–4 minutes until softened. Stir in the garlic and cook 30 seconds until fragrant.
Transfer everything to the slow cooker.
Build the base: To the slow cooker, add broth, crushed tomatoes, diced tomatoes, tomato paste, Italian seasoning, basil, oregano, red pepper flakes, smoked paprika, bay leaf, 1 tsp salt, and 1/2 tsp black pepper. Stir well.
Slow cook: Cover and cook on Low for 6–7 hours or on High for 3–4 hours. This lets the flavors meld and the sauce develop body.
Add noodles: About 30 minutes before serving, stir in the broken lasagna noodles.
Cover and cook on High until al dente, 20–30 minutes. Stir once halfway to prevent sticking.
Make the creamy protein blend: In a bowl, whisk cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, mozzarella, and Parmesan until mostly smooth. This takes the place of ricotta and boosts protein.
Finish the soup: Remove the bay leaf.
Stir the cheese mixture into the slow cooker until melted and creamy. Taste and adjust salt and pepper. If it’s too thick, splash in a little more warm broth.
Serve: Ladle into bowls.
Top with extra mozzarella or Parmesan and a sprinkle of fresh basil or parsley. Add a pinch of red pepper flakes if you like heat.